Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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