What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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