So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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