do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my shit smells like andre
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
The adults are the big ones right?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
