He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I party with great urgency now.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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