oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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