She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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