so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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