But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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