i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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