PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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