The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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