I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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