I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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