Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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