Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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