Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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