Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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