Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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