id be glad to
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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