Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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