Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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