I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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