Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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