My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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