how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
