butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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