did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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