I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
i was born a porn star she said
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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