You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
