he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
vagina is talking i cant
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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