you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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