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Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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