were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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