erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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