I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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