His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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