ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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