Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
