I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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