I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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