Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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