Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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