I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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