called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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