I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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