The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
