people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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