i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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