Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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