This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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