On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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