you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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