NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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