Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
